EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER

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  • Published on:  8/12/2019
  • Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito— not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.Punch that bell icon so you'll know when we add a new episode!CATCH UP ON SMOSH SUMMER GAMES: APOCALYPSE: https://smo.sh/summergamesShow Your Support for Mushroom Clout: https://smo.sh/RepMushroomCloutShow Your Support for ToxiciTEA: https://smo.sh/RepToxiciTEA CASTIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/CREWDirector: Ryan ToddWriters: Ryan Finnerty & Monica VasandaniExecutive Producer: Ryan ToddProduction Manager: Margo McHugh1st AD: Marcella GershDP: Katie ElenekeDP: Nick GiomusoCam Op: Brennan Iketani1st AC: Jacqi JonesDIT: Matt DuranArt Director: Steven CiroccoSet Decorator: Tayler NicholsonProps/Stage Coordinator: Yasmeen MughalSound Mixer: Greg JonesScript Supervisor: Eddie Vigil VHair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel JenkinsWardrobe: Athena Lawton Gaffer: Billy YatesKey Grip: Emilie SvenssonPA: Will TownsendPA: Lucas LefkowitzArt PA: Steven SmykaEditor: Mike SmallGFX: Brittany MetzCommunity Manager: Cece WrennContent Manager: Kiana ParkerIT/Equipment Manager: Tim BakerExecutive Assistant: Nancy AzconaWatch THE END OF NETFLIX AND CHILL | Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse: https://youtu.be/5iO6dtdQI6kWatch WHO STANS MARI THE MOST? | Maricraft: https://youtu.be/IQ4KIFns65wWatch The Desk That Ruined Our Friendship - SmoshCast #25: https://youtu.be/SHXrGJKGBKMSubscribe To Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshFollow Us:Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smoshTwitter: https://twitter.com/smoshCheck Out Our Other Smosh Channels:Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
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  • 50K Subs No Vids
    50K Subs No Vids 7 days ago+2072

    customer: can i get a burrito with just meat and cheese
    noah: what kind of bread

  • Jermaine Jackson
    Jermaine Jackson 5 days ago+474

    As someone who actually worked at chipotle I would say 90% of this is accurate af😂

  • Casimus Prime
    Casimus Prime 7 days ago+542

    You forgot the important one:
    adds weak scoop of meat
    "Can you add more?"
    "Sure, but it's extra"
    "How much?"
    "$7.99 before tax and tip"

  • Esjellz
    Esjellz 4 days ago+92

    I came back to Smosh after 8 years, now its soooo different...

  • peepeepoopoo
    peepeepoopoo 7 days ago+273

    “This isn’t Taco Bell, this is an authentic Mexican experience.”
    Lmao😂

  • MaximGamerTv
    MaximGamerTv 7 days ago+1785

    Subway-''More LETTUCE!''
    Chipotle-''More CHEESE!''

  • Hayden Canales
    Hayden Canales 6 days ago+204

    Like
    If you ever ordered a water cup and filled it with soda

  • BakedPotato 97
    BakedPotato 97 6 days ago+152

    Watching Damien fold burritos for 1 whole minute was the best way I’ve ever spent my time

  • Marguerite Olivia
    Marguerite Olivia 7 days ago+266

    6:02
    Legit crying with laughter over here
    Also Shartney
    Make it happen

  • Charles H
    Charles H 16 hours ago+12

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    EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER
    My hands shall wear no wedding ring," she continued, slipping it from her finger. "The roots shall twine about them. Ah!" she sighed, pressing her head luxuriously on its spongy pillow, "I have sought happiness through many ages and not found it; fame and missed it' love and not known it; life - and behold, death is better. I have known many men and many women," she continued; "none have I understood. It is better that I should lie at peace here with only the sky above me - as the gipsy told me years ago.

  • scympi
    scympi 7 days ago+43

    If this is blue you love Smosh

    👇(I'm gifting my next 10 Loyale subscribers 😄)

  • Nico Romani
    Nico Romani 7 days ago+80

    "Una tortilla."
    "Sí. Yo would like muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles y salsa picante. Bailamos."
    God I love Shayne. I also love that they integrated him learning Spanish into a sketch.

  • Sadie Daman
    Sadie Daman 7 days ago+181

    I work at Moe’s and I can totally relate........
    To some of these things.😂

  • 1MrEscalante
    1MrEscalante 6 days ago+74

    And I just quit from chipotle four days ago
    Almost everything in this video happened every day

  • Vatha9
    Vatha9 6 days ago+56

    Worked at Chipotle for 2 years. Picky customers makes the job harder.

  • marqulto
    marqulto 7 days ago+1573

    6:19
    For me, a mexican, it's very funny and weird at the same time

  • Alpha SnowSong
    Alpha SnowSong 5 days ago+53

    I feel left out... I go to Chipotle a lot but I have never experienced anything close to what I just watched and read here xD

  • agizzy23
    agizzy23  4 days ago+6

    Me; Hey, can I get the vegetarian taco? With a hard shell?
    Worker: We’re all out of hard shells. Is that okay?
    Me: Yeah, I guess.
    Worker: We’re all out of guacamole. Is that okay?
    Me: Well
    Worker: Also, we’re all out of-
    Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
    Worker:.....meat

  • PHXNTXM
    PHXNTXM 3 days ago+3

    “Sir, I don’t know how they do things at H&R Block or wherever chaotic shit hole you work...” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • Bag head
    Bag head yesterday+1

    At 1:00 the first time I went to chopolte was like that it was also the only time I went there